I am jumping on the bandwagon. Who am I kidding with the * – shit there I wrote it. shit you will most likely hear me say:
| * stand straight * suck it in * err, turn slightly right, no the other right * turn to the light * relax your mouth * open it a bit * do not worry you do not look special needs * touch your mouth * yeah – now suck it O_o * butt man or boob man? * ok now on your knees * spread your legs – make room there * on your tummy * put your legs up * knees together! like a lady! and my favourite – * let the nipple escape. Good thing I am a girl- it does get comfortable between girls. I have full conversations while people are changing their panties. Guys want my job – ha. The one thing I want to say but haven’t had the chance: Thanks for the laugh ladies! |
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