Frequently Asked Questions
Updated APRIL 2022
For safety reasons, we’d like to meet the couple first, or at least do a video conference call with the couple. A recent photo will be needed as well prior to finalizing the booking.
What do you mean by erotic photos?
For women: sex toys, totally nude photos, “masturbation” photos, think penthouse.
For couples: the whole thing. First is a boudoir session with her, then get fully clothed so you can take each other clothes, the kissing, making out, undressing and if desired, full intercourse.
Are you LGBTQ friendly?
We sure are! We accept anyone and everyone in our shoots. So long as you are over 21 years old. Otherwise, all the rules for our shoots still apply.
Do you do men by themselves?
We will do a session with you at our hotel only, Please bring your own towel and lube. Please note this is for photography only, No funny business. Usually, my husband would be in the other room for security purposes.
Do you join in?
Yeah no. I take the photos.
It’s the same when we shoot women by themselves, No we do not hold the vibrator or use your toys on you. (I think this question was from a guy pretending to be a girl, but I will never know.)
Do you wear a special sexy outfit?
Are you single?
No. Common-law husband of almost 15 years. Looks like Patrick Swayze with better hair.
Does your husband mind?
Not really, He trusts me, I just joke about how many penises I have seen since we have been together, way more than when I was single that is for sure.
Do you talk/describe/chastise during the shoot?
No. I direct a little bit. Before the session starts we talk through must-have shots that you both would like. Having samples help. We might chirp in a time or two but mostly we let you guys go at it. I do not follow scripts.
Can you convince my wife/husband to do x ?
No. During our conversations, we talk about what both of you expect from the shoot. We are not here to convince someone to try something new during the shoot. We always ask if everything is okay, and if everybody is comfortable.
Do you get turned on?
Gosh, hmm, no. We have a very specific type of man we find attractive and seldom do clients look like the vampire lover I created in my head. While we do appreciate the beauty of the female and male body, we are there to capture a scene for posterity, not to fulfil some “porn” fantasy where the photographer can’t control themselves when the model starts getting naked. For me, it’s a job.
Inside my brain: “Oh, the light hits nice here” “Let me move this way so I get a better angle” “Darn it, that chair is on my way!” “Oh no double chin, delete” “How many pictures have a taken?” “Ok, change the position now!” True story.
We told this to a recent client, and because she is an aesthetician and does bikini waxes she gets asked the same thing. We laughed.
Where are these shoots done?
80% of them at hotels downtown Toronto. Others have been done at people’s homes after meeting in person. And lastly on location. we are invited to come along for a day at a sunny destination and we don’t mind as long we get an extra night to enjoy it.
Are the photos in your gallery models?
or did you steal them from the internet 🙂 NO! these are real couples that I have shot. I wish we could show you more but we edit the faces out. And they are saved for the web and watermarked just in case they ever end up somewhere else.
I will never show faces and tattoos and recognizable scars – they will be deleted. Lips and face shapes are often distorted. Package for couples include the memory card so we get no pictures unless they are sent to me. Your privacy is very important to us.
Do you travel?
Yes, I have passports and will travel. I travel constantly between Mexico, Canada and the States. The travel fee is airfare plus two-night hotel and/or $300 fee (for cabs, meals) if we go on the same day. Or just come to Toronto for the weekend. It is a nice place to visit. People have travelled from New York, Chicago and Detroit to have their sessions done.
Why did you separate boudoir and erotic photo services?
It has been overlapping for a while, but wanted to have a site that will have all the info and the gallery for a mature audience.
Do you provide models/escorts for certain 3-way scenes?
No. The couple is responsible for hiring models or escorts. The model must sign a photography release for the couple. So make sure she/he is comfortable with pictures being taken for your private use and our presence.
What are your limits?
No scenes of incest, violence or rape. Blood and body waste *. Or animals.
*Ejaculation is ok and expected 🙂 by waste I mean pee and all that jazz.
Do men (or women) get nervous “performing”?
Yes, and it’s normal. We girls have to show up and look pretty. Guys have to do all the work. We start with posed pictures and then we can see how everybody is feeling. About 1 in 4 couples just do the “pretend” sex photos and those are sexy too.
What kind of couples have these shoots?
To be honest there is no type. The only thing they have in common is a long-term committed relationship. It’s a great anniversary gift.
Can we send you our naked pictures for reference?
One dressed is enough, maybe even a sexy selfie. We do need a real photo of the two of you, like a facebook one, to make sure you are both real. I really don’t need 5 sexy dick pics. Not even for judging the photogenic aspects of the penis. Also, the photos are needed when we are discussing dates and you have paid a deposit, not needed if you are just sending me ideas or things I might like.
Have you read 50 Shades of Grey?
For research purposes. I honestly have read way better books. I did not like the female lead. Who is in university and that naive these days? Great soundtrack though!
Hey, you haven’t replied back? Where are you?
We usually try to respond within 24 hours, but if you send us emails during our busy time – weekends, or vacation time – we might take longer. BUT if we are corresponding and we haven’t replied it is because you said something or did something that made our weirdo alarms go off and we are not responding because of it.
Weird things include the samples above – but usually the most common are pretending to be the wife, or sending us photos without us asking.