I will promise:
1. To always find your best angle- or body part.
2. To give direction: “suck in your pouch”, “sit up straight” and “don’t do that because I see a double chin”- in a really nice way.
3. To retouch anything not smooth.
4. To make you feel comfortable.
5. To make you laugh and relax.
6. To not have your naked pictures all over the internet. Well maybe suicide girls. Kidding of course.